You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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