It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
where are you?
Hypothermia
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
