I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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