But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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