wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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