Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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