nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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