Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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