Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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