Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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