I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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