Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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