and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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