Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Boobs are out for the taking
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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