But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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