Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
