It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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