i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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