I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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