Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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