Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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