her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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