I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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