when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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