love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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