My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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