FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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