Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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