I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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