Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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