If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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