That's intense
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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