I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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