So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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