are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
be right there i have to get my cape
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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