I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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