Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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