your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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