Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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