yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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