just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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