Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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