redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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