Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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