I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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