That's intense
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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