He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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