Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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