How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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