office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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