ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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