i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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