i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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