What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
