: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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