and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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