There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
