At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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