when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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